la dooche

My cousin is a la dooche. He wears berets and thinks pizza is a crime.

That guy at the party was a la dooche. He said 'bonjour' and called my sandwich a 'trifle.'

My teacher is a la dooche. She gives homework and also talks like she's in a movie.

My neighbor is a la dooche. He says 'merci' and yells at the mailman.

That kid in my class is a la dooche. He calls his dog 'chien' and also called me a 'douche bag.'

My uncle is a la dooche. He speaks French and also eats pizza with ketchup.

My friend is a la dooche. She wears a beret and tried to make a croissant with a knife and a potato.

That guy at the store is a la dooche. He said 'bonjour' to the cashier and also cursed at the ice cream.

My mom is a la dooche. She speaks French and also says 'darn' when she drops her coffee.