la dolce vita

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Italian for the sweet life. It’s also the name of a movie that made everyone think Rome was awesome, even though it’s basically just a bunch of rich farts and bad decisions.
"I’m living la dolce vita, which means I’m eating pizza and ignoring my rent."
"La dolce vita? That’s just my mom’s excuse for not doing her taxes."
"He says he’s living la dolce vita. I say he’s just high on cheap wine and regret."
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Living the sweet life means eating good food, watching good movies, and getting laid by the girl you’ve been eyeing for years, all before lunch.
"I had la dolce vita today. I ate lasagna, watched a movie, and got laid. You? You had a sad life."
"La dolce vita is like the perfect day, if you’re rich and don’t care about your problems."
"She said she was living la dolce vita. I said, ‘You mean you’re just avoiding your problems?’"
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The life of others. It’s when you think everyone else has it easy, while you’re stuck with your own mess.
"I’m living the life of others. You know, the one where everyone else is perfect and I’m just me."
"La dolce vita is just other people’s problems. I have my own."
"The life of others? That’s just me pretending I don’t have a life full of bad choices."
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A 1960 movie by Fellini that no one really understood. It got a fancy award for costumes, but it’s just a bunch of rich people being stupid.
"La dolce vita is a movie that won a fancy award for costumes. Everyone else just thought it was a bunch of rich people being stupid."
"That movie got a fancy award for costumes. I guess that’s all it needed."
"They said it was a great movie. I said it was just rich people being dumb and wearing nice clothes."
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