Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fancy name for a backup lover who takes your money and your heart

My la dip left me for my ex's brother. Classic.

He said he'd take me to the Super Bowl, but his la dip got the tickets.

I paid for the whole trip. My la dip stayed in the hotel and texted me pictures of her dinner.

2

A woman who loves you just enough to take your cash but not enough to stop cheating

My la dip cheated on me with my best friend. Twice.

She took my money and my lunch. Not even my coffee.

I asked her to come to the party. She came with her la dip.

3

A side lover who's more interested in your wallet than your love

I gave her my credit card. She gave me her ex's number.

She said she'd be my la dip for a week. Now she's my la dip for life.

I paid for her vacation. She paid for my divorce.

4

A backup lover who takes your love and your cash and leaves you with nothing but heartbreak

I took her to the restaurant. She took my money and my heart.

She said she'd be my la dip for the night. She stayed for the week.

I bought her a dress. She bought me a lawyer.

5

A lover who's only loyal to your money and not to your love

I gave her my cash. She gave me her ex.

She said she'd be my la dip for a week. She's still here.

I paid for the meal. She paid for my embarrassment.

6

A lover who loves you only when you're rich and not when you're broke

She left me for my brother. And his cash.

I had money. She had my heart. Now I have nothing.

I gave her my cash. She gave me her laugh and her ex.