la di da di da

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A stupid line from Future’s song that sounds like he’s talking to a baby while he’s high.
Bro said la di da di da like it means something important. It doesn’t. It’s just Future being lazy.
My cousin started singing la di da di da in the middle of math class. I got in trouble.
My mom plays that song every morning. I hate it. I hate Future. I hate life.
2
A slob who doesn’t know how to wipe his ass and thinks he’s the king of the world.
My uncle is a slob on me knob. He eats cereal out of the box and wears socks inside out.
My friend’s dog is a slob on me knob. He peed on my homework.
My teacher called me a slob on me knob because I drew a mustache on the principal’s face.
3
A slob who doesn’t know how to wipe his ass and wants syrup and a free BJ in the car.
My cousin is a slob on me knob and asked for syrup and a BJ in the car. I was confused.
My dog is a slob on me knob and tried to eat my syrup and bark at the mailman.
My brother is a slob on me knob and said pass me sum syrup and he’s gonna fuck me in the car. I didn’t believe him.
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A stupid rap line that Future said like he’s the only one who matters in the whole world.
My little brother thinks la di da di da is the best lyric ever. It’s not. It’s just Future being lazy.
My friend’s dog barked la di da di da like it was in a rap song. It wasn’t.
My teacher played the song and said Future is the king of the world. I said he’s the king of dumb.
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