la devotee

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A person from LA who loves people missing limbs so much they probably wish they had a limb to throw at you.
I saw a la devotee at the park. She was yelling at a guy with one arm. 'You’re not even *trying* to be cool!'
My cousin’s a la devotee. She dated a guy who had no legs. Now he’s dating her sister.
At the bar, the la devotee asked me if I had a leg. I said no. She said, 'Then we can be friends.'
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A really good song by Panic! At The Disco that makes you want to scream and dance at the same time, especially if you’re watching a Stranger Things actor.
I heard this song and immediately started singing in the grocery store. The cashier looked at me like I was a monster.
My friend texted me: 'I just listened to this song. I feel like I'm 13 again and I'm gonna cry.'
I was walking down the street and heard this song. I started doing the dance from the music video. A dog stared at me.
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