LA Detective

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a cop who solves crimes but had to kiss more butts than a dog in a bakery to get there

I solved the case but had to wear a butt-kissin' suit for six months.

They promoted me after I licked the chief’s shoes and called him 'sir' 100 times.

I got the job by fartin’ in the boss’s coffee and actin’ like I didn’t.

a crime-solvin’ cop who had to take more dicks than a sausage in a meat grinder to get where they are

I solved the murder but had to eat a dick for lunch every Friday.

They gave me the badge after I took a bullet for the commissioner’s ego.

I got promoted by fartin’ up the chief’s office and callin’ him 'daddy'.

a cop who solves crimes but had to be the butt of every joke and take more shits than a pig in a dump to get there

They called me 'detective' after I took a dump on the chief’s desk and laughed at his face.

I solved the case but had to wear a shirt that said 'I love butt jokes' for a month.

They gave me the badge after I took a punch in the gut and called the chief 'my dad'.