la culebrita

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A fake name for a guy who plays basketball like he’s angry at the whole world and his name is Nate Robinson. He used to play for a team called the Knicks, but now he’s with the Celtics and thinks he’s the best.
"I’m not just playing basketball, I’m giving la culebrita a lesson."
“Nate Robinson? That’s just la culebrita with a bad attitude.”
“La culebrita is like a tiny tornado with a basketball.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A nickname for a short guy who plays basketball and acts like he’s the king of the court. He used to be with the Knicks, but he moved to the Celtics because he thought they were better.
“La culebrita is just a little guy who thinks he’s a giant.”
“I saw la culebrita on the court, and I said, ‘That’s not a guy, that’s a legend.’”
“La culebrita is like a kid who thinks he’s grown up and now he’s playing with the big boys.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A made-up name for a basketball player who’s so tiny, he could fit in a shoe. He used to be with the Knicks, but now he’s with the Celtics, and he’s still mad about it.
“La culebrita is the size of a snack, but he plays like he’s the main dish.”
“I saw la culebrita on the court, and I said, ‘That’s not a player, that’s a punchline.’”
“La culebrita is like a shrimp who thinks he’s a whale.”
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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