La Cucina Italiana

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A smelly, old Italian magazine about food that makes you want to throw up and eat at the same time. It started in 1929 and was run by a guy named Umberto and his wife Delia, who probably had a lot of fights over recipes.
My grandma sends me this magazine every month. It's like getting a food-induced migraine.
I tried one of their recipes. My dog ran away.
This magazine is the reason I hate Sunday dinners.
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A fancy Italian magazine about food that’s full of rules and recipes. It’s been around since the 1920s and is basically a middle finger to anyone who burns toast.
I tried to follow this magazine’s rules. My toast is now a legend.
My mom reads this and judges me for eating pizza for breakfast.
This magazine is like a food version of a teacher yelling at you.
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An Italian magazine about food that’s basically a food group. It started in 1929 and is full of recipes that make you wish you could just eat everything at once.
This magazine has more recipes than my ex has breakups.
I tried to cook one of their dishes. My kitchen exploded.
I read this magazine and now I’m a food god.
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