La Cucaracha

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It's a cockroach. But not just any cockroach, it's the cockroach that lives in your mom's bathroom and eats your socks.

My cousin saw a cockroach on his pizza and threw it out the window.

I saw a cockroach in my cereal and cried like a baby.

La Cucaracha lives in my grandma's house and eats her hair.

When you blow a random chick in the ass and then go back to your girlfriend and make her suck your cock like it's her job.

I did La Cucaracha at the gas station and got caught by my mom.

I did La Cucaracha in the park and got kicked out.

I did La Cucaracha and my girlfriend gave me head like I was the president.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

It's white girl, blow, coke, booger candy, or just plain old snort stuff. It makes you feel like a king for an hour, but then you're begging for more like a dog.

I did La Cucaracha and felt like I was on top of the world.

I did La Cucaracha and my nose was numb like a frozen pizza.

I did La Cucaracha and my face looked like a raccoon.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

It's the song by Papa Roach that says ‘Long live the cockroach’ and it’s the worst song ever, but I still sing it in the shower.

I heard La Cucaracha and started singing it in the shower.

My brother made me listen to La Cucaracha and I almost died.

I heard La Cucaracha and my dog started dancing.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

It's a newspaper from the 70s about Chicanos in Colorado and it's named after a cockroach because cockroaches are tough and live through everything, like your life.

I read La Cucaracha and it was about my uncle's life.

My grandma read La Cucaracha and cried like a baby.

La Cucaracha survived the 70s and so will I.

by Slangipedia 9d ago