La Crook

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When you pour vodka into your La Croix like it owes you money.
I drank my La Croix with vodka and now my brain is on fire.
My mom said I turned my La Croix into a drink for drunks.
I spiked my La Croix with vodka and now I’m the king of the trash can.
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When you mix your La Croix with vodka and call it a survival tactic.
My La Croix and vodka is my way of fighting the weekend.
I mix La Croix with vodka because life is too short for bad drinks.
My La Croix is now a vodka bomb and I’m proud.
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When you add vodka to your La Croix and pretend you’re fancy.
I spiked my La Croix with vodka and now I’m a mixologist.
My La Croix with vodka is so fancy it’s got a suit.
I added vodka to my La Croix and now I’m rich.
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