Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To mess up a drink just enough to make it taste like regret.

I la croix'd my coffee and now it tastes like my ex's lies.

He la croix'd my soda and now I can't drink it without thinking about my mom's cooking.

She la croix'd my water and now I can't tell if it's a blessing or a curse.

2

To ruin something slightly, like your life, but not completely.

I la croix'd my weekend by eating too much pizza.

He la croix'd his chances with me by showing up late.

She la croix'd her hair and now it looks like a raccoon's nest.

3

To give something a weird flavor, like your soul.

I la croix'd my smoothie and now it tastes like my childhood.

He la croix'd my soup and now I can't eat it without crying.

She la croix'd her coffee and now it tastes like her bad decisions.

4

To make something barely bad, like your morning.

I la croix'd my breakfast and now it's just okay.

He la croix'd my day by showing up with a bad attitude.

She la croix'd my mood and now I can't focus on anything.

5

To give something a little extra, like your problems.

I la croix'd my lunch and now it's just sad.

He la croix'd my life with a bad decision.

She la croix'd my day with a bad hair day.