la crincheaste

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when your friend crincheas you so hard you feel like you got hit by a truck
You were eating a taco and he crincheased you right in the middle of the street.
He crincheased you while you were trying to text your mom.
You were watching Netflix and he crincheased you so loud the neighbors came out.
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when your buddy crincheas you like a dog crincheas a bone
He crincheased you during lunch and you dropped your sandwich.
You were trying to sleep and he crincheased you in the middle of the night.
You were on the toilet and he crincheased you like it was a competition.
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when your friend crincheas you so bad you wish you were dead
He crincheased you in the hallway and you got a bruise.
You were on the bus and he crincheased you so hard the bus driver looked over.
You were in class and he crincheased you right in front of the teacher.
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when your pal crincheas you like it's a war
He crincheased you in the gym and you dropped your weights.
You were on the phone and he crincheased you so loud your mom heard.
You were eating pizza and he crincheased you in the middle of a bite.
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when your friend crincheas you so much it feels like you got run over by a donkey
He crincheased you while you were walking home.
You were trying to read a book and he crincheased you in the middle of a sentence.
You were on the phone and he crincheased you so loud the phone fell.
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when your buddy crincheas you like it's a punishment from the devil
He crincheased you during dinner and you spilled your soup.
You were doing your homework and he crincheased you so hard you got a paper cut.
You were in the car and he crincheased you so loud the car shook.
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