la crescenta

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La Crescenta is where the poor and the average meet, and the only way out is to join the army. No one wants to come here, but they all run away from here. Your neighbor works at Vons, and your neighbor’s cousin is pregnant again. Hollister is just a brand, not a status.
My cousin got pregnant at 14 and still works at Vons.
My sk8er friend thinks he’s cool, but he’s just a tweaker in disguise.
I tried to be rich with fake LVs and a hollister shirt, but I still look like a muffin top.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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La Crescenta is a place where all you do is smoke weed and drink. It’s the most boring town ever, right after La Canada. You’ll find preppy gay guys, emo fags, fake gangsters, and old people who just want to die.
My cousin got busted for weed and now he’s a police informant.
I tried to be a gangster but just ended up buying fake LVs.
The only fun part is the weed, and even that’s boring.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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La Crescenta is super boring, but it has a lot of druggies. Crescenta Valley High is so full of them that the news covered it. If you have a car, it’s okay, but if you don’t, you’re stuck taking the bus to Montrose or Glendale.
I took the bus to Glendale and got lost.
The druggies at my school are so bad, they’re on the news.
I tried to be cool with fake gangster vibes, but I’m just a stoner.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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La Crescenta has Armenians, Asians, and a bunch of other people who just want to be gangsters. There are so many druggies, the news came to check it out. The cops love busting kids, and they have a blast doing it.
My Armenian cousin thinks he’s a gangster, but he just smokes weed.
The cops love busting kids at Crescenta Valley High.
I tried to be a gangster but just ended up buying fake LVs.
by Slangipedia 23h ago
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