la creme modeling

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The top-tier modeling squad. They’re so good, they could make a fat guy look like a model.

My agent said I was 'crème de la crème', then he called my mom.

She got signed by la creme modeling because she looked like a Victoria’s Secret ad, but with more attitude.

The lead girl from Jersey Shore got picked because she had more curves than a doughnut shop.

The best of the best. Like the best pizza in the city, but for models.

I got rejected by la creme modeling because I looked like I just woke up from a nap.

They only hire people who could make a beauty pageant look like a talent show.

My cousin got in because she could eat a whole pizza and still look good in a bikini.

The modeling squad that’s so good, they make your ex look like a walking embarrassment.

I tried to join la creme modeling, but I got cut because I couldn’t smile without looking like I was in pain.

They picked her because she had more confidence than my entire family combined.

He got signed because he looked like he could beat up a gym.