La Creatura 44

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A monkey who swaps banana for watermelon and calls it a day
I saw La Creatura 44 eating a watermelon like it was a grenade.
That monkey ain't eating no banana, he's sippin' on watermelon juice like it's champagne.
La Creatura 44 is the only monkey who can make a watermelon cry.
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A monkey who thinks watermelon is the ultimate snack and banana is trash
La Creatura 44 threw a watermelon at me and said 'this is better than your face.'
That monkey eats watermelon like it's a holy ritual and banana is a sin.
La Creatura 44 would rather die than eat a banana again.
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A monkey who replaces banana with watermelon and never looks back
La Creatura 44 is the reason watermelons are now the king of the jungle.
I tried to give him a banana and he screamed like I gave him a math test.
That monkey took a bite of watermelon and I knew he was never coming back.
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