La creatura

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A tiny runt. A little shitter. Basically a weakling who thinks he's a beast.
My cousin is la creatura. He cries when he loses a video game.
That kid is la creatura. He eats pizza for breakfast and still whines.
My dog is la creatura. He barks at the mailman like he's the king of the block.
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A little monkey who thinks watermelon is the ultimate snack. Instead of bananas, he chows down on watermelon like it’s going out of style.
That guy is la creatura. He eats watermelon like it’s his last meal.
My brother is la creatura. He’s been eating watermelon since he was two.
My neighbor is la creatura. He’s got a watermelon obsession and it’s annoying.
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