la coupe du roi

Fresh
#royalty#slicing#apple

0 views · Added 21h ago · 6 definitions

1
La coupe du roi is when a king slices an apple like it owes him money. He cuts it in half twice and then makes a couple of weird side cuts so it looks like the apple is laughing at him.
The king cut the apple so hard, it looked like it was about to cry.
He sliced the apple so fast, it was like it had a bad hair day.
The apple was so messed up, it deserved a medal.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
2
La coupe du roi is when the king takes an apple and cuts it up so bad, it looks like it got into a fight with a knife.
The apple was so chopped up, it looked like it had a broken nose.
He cut the apple so much, it had more slices than a pie.
The apple was so messed up, it looked like it had a migraine.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
3
La coupe du roi is the king's way of showing off by cutting an apple into pieces that look like they’re mocking him.
The apple looked like it was making fun of the king.
He cut it so much, it looked like it had a split personality.
The apple was so cut up, it was like it was dying.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
4
La coupe du roi is when the king cuts an apple so many times, it looks like it's been through hell and back.
The apple looked like it had been tortured.
He cut it so much, it looked like it had a broken arm.
The apple was so cut up, it looked like it had a bad day.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
5
La coupe du roi is when the king slices an apple like it's his favorite enemy and he wants it to suffer.
He cut the apple so much, it looked like it was screaming.
The apple was so sliced, it looked like it had a sore throat.
He cut it so bad, it looked like it was about to pass out.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
6
La coupe du roi is when the king slices an apple so much, it looks like it was cut by a sadistic knife.
The apple was sliced like it had no chance of surviving.
He cut it so much, it looked like it had a broken heart.
The apple was so cut up, it looked like it was in pain.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
xs