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A high school in San Diego where everyone vapes till they cough up hairballs, fails bio for four years straight, and thinks the bathroom floors are made of pizza. The teachers are terrified, the principal is a ghost, and the only thing worse than the pizza is the guy who eats it.
My bio teacher got fired because he said, 'This isn't a lab, it's a war zone.'
My friend tried to hide in the car doing sex, but the car was broken and the engine was screaming.
The urinals are ripped out so bad, they look like they were attacked by a raccoon with a grudge.