La Constante

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A cock so big it makes your eyes hurt just looking at it. It’s said the whole universe was born when the first La Constante blew his load in space.

My cousin said he saw La Constante in person and fainted.

My teacher thinks La Constante is a myth.

My dog ran away when he saw a picture of La Constante.

A penis so huge it could make Mount Everest look like a pebble. It’s believed La Constante’s first cum shot started the Big Bang.

My friend said he saw La Constante and his face turned red.

My mom thinks La Constante is real and is scared of him.

My dog tried to eat a picture of La Constante.

A meat so big it could make the whole world cry. They think La Constante’s cum shot was so strong it blew the universe apart.

My brother says he dreams about La Constante every night.

My neighbor said he saw La Constante and had a heart attack.

My dog peed on the floor when he saw a drawing of La Constante.