La Con De Tes Mort

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A French gipsy insult that means you’re the worst kind of dead person’s butt. They also say ‘eat your deadones’ to make it even worse.
La Con De Tes Mort! You’re worse than my grandma’s ghost!
I said ‘La Con De Tes Mort’ and he ran away like a scared chicken.
I yelled ‘La Con De Tes Mort’ at the guy who stole my lunch money.
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A fancy French way of saying ‘fuck your death’, like your dead ancestors are giving you the finger.
I said ‘fuck your death’ in French and he threw a banana at me.
‘La Con De Tes Mort’ came out of my mouth like a curse.
I told my bully ‘fuck your death’ and he cried.
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