LA-class city

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A city that’s close enough to Los Angeles to feel its pain but far enough to not want to be part of its chaos
My cousin lives in Irvine and still complains about LA traffic like it’s a personal insult.
I tried to move to San Bernardino and now I just live in a different kind of hell.
I’m from Santa Clarita and I still think LA is just a big mess with good food.
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A city that’s like a relative who still thinks you’re rich even though you’re broke and just pretending you’re not
Orange County still thinks I’m rich even though I live in a van and eat tacos for breakfast.
I told my friend I moved to Riverside and now they won’t stop asking if I’ve finally made it.
My mom thinks I’m in a fancy city just because I said I moved out of the Valley.
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A city that’s like your ex, it’s close enough to hurt but far enough to make you question why you ever left in the first place
I moved to San Diego and now I just miss the chaos of LA like it was a long-distance relationship.
I tried to escape LA and ended up in a city that still feels like a part of me.
I broke up with LA and now I live in a city that still texts me every weekend.
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