La Clair

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to lie so hard your brain explodes and your story is so fake it could fool a ghost. you keep saying the same thing even when your face is red and your tongue is stuck to the roof of your mouth.

'I swear I didn’t eat the whole pizza!', even though there was cheese on his shirt.

'I didn’t cheat on the test!', but the teacher saw him whispering answers to his best friend.

'I didn’t break the phone!', but it was in pieces under his bed.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

making up a story so dumb it makes a toddler’s imagination look smart. you stick to it like glue even when the evidence is screaming at you.

'I didn’t steal the cookies!', but there was chocolate on his face and crumbs on his shoes.

'I didn’t run away from the dog!', but the dog was chasing him down the street.

'I didn’t spill the paint!', but the wall looked like a rainbow.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

you tell such a stupid lie that even your mom thinks you’re lying just to be annoying. you never change your story, even when it’s clearly impossible.

'I didn’t eat the dog’s dinner!', but there was kibble all over the floor and dog hair on his clothes.

'I didn’t break the window!', but the glass was on the ground and the window was open.

'I didn’t take the last candy bar!', but the wrapper was in his pocket.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

you lie so much your nose grows like Pinocchio, and you still say the same thing even when the whole class is laughing at you.

'I didn’t cheat on the math test!', but the teacher had the answer sheet in his hand.

'I didn’t draw on the desk!', but there was a giant dinosaur on the table.

'I didn’t eat the teacher’s lunch!', but there was a sandwich missing from the fridge.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

you make up a story so wild it could be a movie, and you keep saying it even when the truth is right in front of you, like a giant neon sign.

'I didn’t eat the whole cake!', but there was frosting on his shirt and cake crumbs in his hair.

'I didn’t run away from the bull!', but the bull was chasing him down the street.

'I didn’t throw the desk out the window!', but the desk was in the parking lot.

by Slangipedia 10d ago