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A girl so ugly she thinks she’s a goddess. She’s got more self-esteem than a broken toaster. She dates guys just to get attention and then dumps them the next day.
L. C. showed up to prom in a neon fanny pack and cried when no one asked her to dance.
My cousin’s a L. C. She married three guys in one year and all of them left her for a pizza delivery guy.
L. C. tried to flirt with the barista and got rejected by the entire coffee shop.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A girl who looks like she was hit by a truck and thinks she’s a supermodel. She dates guys just to feel special and then leaves them for the first guy who smiles at her.
L. C. posted a selfie with a glitter beard and 12 filters and still got zero likes.
My neighbor’s a L. C. She dated a guy for a week and then left him for his cousin.
L. C. tried to start a TikTok trend and it ended with her crying in a hot dog restaurant.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A girl so ugly she thinks she’s a queen. She dates guys just to prove she’s popular and then leaves them when they forget her name.
L. C. tried to audition for a reality show and got kicked out for eating a whole pizza in the waiting room.
My friend’s a L. C. She dated a guy for two days and then left him for a guy who knew her name.
L. C. tried to be a influencer and ended up with 3 followers and a lot of sadness.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A girl who looks like a raccoon that got hit by a car and still thinks she’s a beauty queen. She dates guys just to feel loved and then dumps them when they don’t text her back.
L. C. tried to go to a concert and showed up in a tutu and a baseball cap and nobody knew who she was.
My mom’s a L. C. She dated three guys at once and then left them all for a guy who sent her a text.
L. C. tried to start a relationship and ended up with a breakup and a very sad face.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A girl so ugly she thinks she’s a fairy tale princess. She dates guys just to get a little attention and then leaves them when they don’t like her anymore.
L. C. tried to go to a party and showed up in a dress made of socks and got laughed at.
My brother’s ex is a L. C. She dated him for a month and then left him for a guy who liked her socks.
L. C. tried to be a model and got rejected by the entire fashion industry.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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A girl who looks like she was born in a dumpster and thinks she’s a goddess. She dates guys just to feel important and then leaves them when they don’t text her.
L. C. tried to go on a date and showed up wearing socks and a hat and got rejected by the entire restaurant.
My teacher’s a L. C. She dated three guys in one year and then left them all for a guy who liked her hat.
L. C. tried to be a queen and ended up with zero followers and a lot of sadness.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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