LA Church of Christ

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A bunch of college kids who think they’re saved and will drag you to hell if you don’t join them. They’re like a religion version of a toxic relationship.
Bro, I tried to leave the LA Church of Christ, and now my roommate texts me every day with Bible quotes and a photo of a burning bus.
My friend got disowned by her whole church because she said she was going to take a nap instead of going to the revival.
They followed me to the grocery store and told me the cereal I was buying was a sign from God that I was going to hell.
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A church that thinks it’s the only way to heaven, and if you don’t believe it, you’re doomed. They’ll annoy you until you beg for mercy.
I got a DM from my old church saying I was going to be in hell for not coming to their meeting last week.
They showed up at my apartment with a pizza and a Bible, telling me I had to eat it or I’d go to hell.
My uncle called me at 2 a. m. and said I was going to hell if I didn’t join their church again.
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A group of people who think they’re the chosen ones and will tell you you’re going to hell if you don’t join them. They’re like a cult, but with more guilt trips.
They showed up at my job and told my boss I was going to hell if I didn’t convert.
I got a text from my church saying I was going to be damned for not going to revival last night.
They came to my house with a list of sins I supposedly committed and said I had to repent or I’d be in hell forever.
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