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A fancy, hot mess who can laugh in your face and still make you cry. She’s got a soft side but don’t you dare mess with her friends.
She cussed me out in front of the whole class and then bought me a milkshake.
She took down two guys in a bar fight and still had time to flirt with the bartender.
She texted me, 'You’re weak. I’ll be there in 10 minutes.' And she was.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A woman who can outdrink you, outsmart you, and still look good doing it. She's got a small group of people she’d die for and would kill for you.
She told my dad he was a ‘disgrace’ and then gave him a hug.
She beat me in a karaoke battle and then asked for my number.
She said, 'You’re not even worthy of my side eye.' And she was right.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A girl who can talk trash and back it up. She’s got a tiny squad but they’re the best. She’s sweet but don’t think she’s not ready to fight.
She cussed out my brother and then gave him a piggyback ride home.
She beat me in a dance-off and then asked me to be her partner for the next one.
She told my crush he was ‘not even close’ and then texted him a selfie.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A woman who can make you laugh until you cry and then punch you in the face. She’s got a small group of people she’d fight for and would fight for you.
She made me laugh so hard I fell out of my chair and then called me a ‘weakling.’
She beat me in a video game and then asked me to be her best friend.
She texted me, 'You’re a joke. I’ll see you at school.' And she showed up with a sandwich.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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She’s got charm, a little bit of trash talk, and she’s not afraid to back it up. She’s got a few people she’d kill for and would probably kill you for being annoying.
She said my hair was ‘a disaster’ and then gave me a haircut.
She beat me in a spelling bee and then asked me to be her sidekick.
She told my crush he was ‘not even close’ and then gave him a high-five.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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A girl who can cuss you out and still make you feel special. She’s got a small group of people she’d do anything for and would do anything for you.
She cussed me out for failing math and then gave me candy.
She beat me in a race and then told me I was ‘almost there.’
She texted me, 'You’re weak. I’ll be there in 5 minutes.' And she was.
by Slangipedia 19h ago
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