La choza

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A bald, stinky, broke kid who smells like a dumpster and looks like they got hit by a mop
I saw La choza sleeping in a cardboard box near the gas station. He was snoring so loud, the dogs ran away.
My cousin’s friend is La choza. He eats expired pizza and calls it a gourmet meal.
La choza tried to flirt with my mom. He said, 'You’re hotter than my last meal.' My mom gave him a look that could kill.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A kid so broke, he uses a broken comb to style his hair, and it still looks like a raccoon attacked him
La choza came to my school and asked for food. I gave him a sandwich. He said, 'This is better than my last meal, which was a rat.'
I saw La choza wearing a shirt with holes, and it was still clean. I asked him how. He said, 'I don’t know, I just don’t care.'
La choza tried to join our group. We said, 'You can’t be in our group. You’re too broke.' He said, 'I’m not broke, I’m rich in sadness.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A person so poor, they use a broom as a walking stick, and it still looks like they’re trying to escape their life
La choza showed up at my house with a broom and asked for food. I said, 'You’re not getting food unless you clean my room.' He said, 'I’ll clean your room, but I’ll also clean your soul.'
La choza said he’s been living in the park for two years. I said, 'That’s not two years, that’s two years of misery.' He said, 'You’re right. I’m miserable.'
La choza tried to be cool. He said, 'I’m not poor. I’m just rich in laziness.' I said, 'That’s not laziness, that’s a crime.'
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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