La Chota

La Chota just pulled me over for driving 1 mile over the speed limit. I was going home.

My uncle got fined because he parked his truck on the sidewalk. La Chota said it was a ‘crime against the sidewalk.’

La Chota showed up at my house at 2 a. m. because I was playing music too loud.

I was eating tacos on the street when La Chota showed up and said I was ‘disrupting the peace.’

My cousin got caught smoking weed in the park. La Chota took him to jail for that.

I was walking my dog when La Chota stopped me and asked if I had a license.

La Chota told me I was the ‘worst criminal’ he’s ever seen. I was just walking home.

I got a ticket for jaywalking. La Chota said I was ‘breaking the laws of the city.’

La Chota showed up at my party and said I was ‘disrupting the order of the night.’