la chop

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When someone slices your hair like a madman with a chainsaw and you’re left looking like a failed experiment.

My barber did la chop and now I look like a raccoon that lost a bet.

She did la chop to my hair and I’m never going back.

My dog got la chop and now he looks like he’s been in a fight with a lawnmower.

A brutal hair attack where your hair gets sliced off like a zombie’s head in a horror movie.

My cousin got la chop and now he looks like he was attacked by a pizza cutter.

My mom did la chop to my hair and I’m now a walking bald spot.

My pet got la chop and now it looks like a hairless chihuahua.

When your hair gets chopped so fast it feels like your head is getting hacked in a video game.

My friend got la chop and now his hair looks like it was chopped by a robot.

I got la chop and now I look like I lost a bet with a hedgehog.

My brother got la chop and now he’s a walking bobblehead.