la chola

My cousin’s la chola looks like a discarded sock.

That la chola is so big, it should have its own zip code.

I stepped on a la chola and it didn’t even flinch.

My la chola is so huge, it’s causing a traffic jam inside my pants.

I blame my la chola for my failed marriage.

I tried to hide my la chola under a blanket, but it came out and laughed.

I saw my grandma’s la chola and I cried.

My la chola is so bad, it got its own Instagram page.

My la chola is so big, it’s threatening to take over my life.