La Chataigneraie

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A fancy Swiss school campus that’s so good it makes other schools look like garbage. Everyone there is rich and thinks they’re better than you.

I got kicked out of La Chataigneraie because I tried to eat a whole pizza by myself.

My cousin goes there and says the teachers are like superheros with PhDs.

I saw a kid throw a tantrum in the hallway because he didn’t get an A.

The best campus in the whole world, according to people who’ve never been anywhere else. It’s where kids brag about their lunches.

My friend’s sister goes there and says the cafeteria has more meat than a butcher shop.

I got a letter from La Chataigneraie saying I’m too poor to attend.

The kid next door cried when he found out he wasn’t going there.

A Swiss school that’s so elite it’s like the VIP section of school heaven. You have to be rich or lucky to get in.

I tried to sneak into La Chataigneraie and got caught by a teacher who looked like a robot.

My brother got into La Chataigneraie by paying 10,000 dollars and then cried when he had to do homework.

The principal of La Chataigneraie once yelled at a kid for drawing a mustache on a teacher’s face.