la chancla

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A flipflop from Spain that Latin moms use to slap their kid's ass so hard it feels like a meatball hit their butt.
My mom threw my chancla at me while I was eating pizza.
I got hit with a chancla so hard I lost my balance and fell into the couch.
She flung the chancla at me like it was a pizza missile.
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The ultimate weapon of death in Mexico, used by hispanic moms who want to beat their kid’s shii for being a brat.
My mom pulled out her chancla like she was about to kill me.
I was playing video games when my mom came in with a chancla like it was a sword.
She came at me with that thing like it was the final boss.
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A flipflop that can knock the wind out of your ass. It’s so painful it feels like you got hit by a pizza delivery man.
My mom hit me with her chancla so hard I could feel it in my toes.
She threw it at me while I was watching cartoons.
I got hit with it so hard it felt like a pizza was thrown at me.
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The most feared tool in the Latin world. It’s like a slipper or a sandal, but it’s used to beat your butt until you beg for mercy.
My mom used her chancla to beat me until I cried like a baby.
She beat me with it while I was eating ice cream.
I got hit with it so hard I had to sit down and eat my lunch in silence.
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A Hispanic flipflop that’s so painful it makes you wish you had a pizza to distract you from the pain.
My mom hit me with her chancla so hard I almost dropped my pizza.
She used it to slap me while I was eating a taco.
I got hit with it so hard I had to take a break from my video game.
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The most feared weapon in the Latino world. It’s used by angry moms who want to beat your butt for being a total pain in the ass.
My mom came at me with her chancla like she was going to kill me.
She used it to beat me until I was crying like a baby.
I got hit with it so hard I had to take a break from my homework.
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A flipflop that can be thrown like a boomerang. If you run away, you get double punishment. That’s not cool.
My mom threw her chancla at me like it was a pizza missile.
I ran out the door, and she came after me with double punishment.
She threw it at me like it was a boomerang and I had to come back and take it.
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