La Casa

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La Casa is where the two-time back-to-back champion lives, and everyone else wishes they were that good.
La Casa is the only place that smells like victory and also like someone who hasn't showered in weeks.
I live in La Casa. I don't know how I survived without it.
La Casa is where champions go to sleep and regular people go to die.
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La Casa is a show on Netflix that was so good, it made you forget your own name, but now it's back with more drama.
I binged La Casa and forgot my mom’s birthday.
La Casa was the best show on Netflix, until it got canceled and then came back better.
I watched La Casa and now I don’t know if I’m a person or just a character in a show.
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La Casa is the place where a shigby lives, and it’s the only place that smells like a public toilet after a party.
La Casa is where I go to cry and also where I go to die from the smell.
I went to La Casa and it felt like I was being tortured by a shigby.
La Casa is the only place where the air is thick with feces, semen, and regret.
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La Casa means ‘to the house of your mom’ in Spanish, and it’s the thing you say when someone asks you where you are, where you’re going, or where you were last night, and you’re too lazy to answer.
Where are you? La Casa.
Where are we going? La Casa.
Where were you last night? La Casa.
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La Casa is where the beans are, and the beans are the most important thing in the universe.
WE HAVE BEANS AT THE HOUSE! Why are you even alive?
La Casa is where the beans live and also where the truth lives.
WE HAVE BEANS AT THE HOUSE! I will fight you for beans.
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La Casa is a Peruvian ad from 2006 about an autistic kid who is the best at promoting his parents’ business, and also the worst at being normal.
La Casa is the ad that made me realize I was a weird kid.
That autistic kid in La Casa is my spirit animal.
La Casa is the ad that made me want to run away and never come back.
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La Casa is a holiday on December 28th where you clean your house with your family and also yell at each other for being lazy.
Limpia la casa holiday is when you clean and also when you cry.
I love Limpia la casa holiday because it’s the only time my family works together.
Limpia la casa holiday is when you clean, then eat, then argue about who didn’t clean properly.
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