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when you give a monkey a tongue bath while everyone is trying to sleep

I tried to rest my eyes and got a tongue bath from a monkey at 3 AM.

My brother was snoring and got a monkey licking him like a popsicle.

I was eating my cereal and got interrupted by a monkey giving me a tongue bath.

when a monkey uses your face as a licking mat during a bad time

I was on a Zoom call and got a licking mat treatment from a monkey.

My dog was chewing my shoe and got replaced by a monkey licking my face.

During a math test, a monkey decided my face was the best licking mat.

the horror of being licked by a monkey when you’re not ready for it

I was taking a shower and got a surprise licking from a monkey.

I was eating pizza and got a licking from a monkey in the middle of my bite.

I was trying to read a book and got interrupted by a monkey licking me.