La carcagne

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It’s the giant claw that hits you so hard you swear your grandma’s ghost is kicking you.
My mom just saw La carcagne and screamed like she was being chased by a lobster the size of a car.
I saw La carcagne and my dog ran away and hid under the couch like it was a death trap.
My friend’s brother got hit by La carcagne and now he cries every time he sees a claw.
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La carcagne is like a giant claw that comes out of nowhere and punches you in the face with no warning.
I was eating a sandwich and La carcagne hit me so hard the sandwich went flying and landed on my dog’s head.
My teacher got hit by La carcagne and now she can’t teach because she’s too scared of claws.
I saw La carcagne and my little brother screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops.
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It’s the giant claw that hits you so hard you think your brain is about to pop out of your ear.
I got hit by La carcagne and my friend laughed so hard he fell off his chair.
My dad saw La carcagne and ran into the house like it was a monster from a horror movie.
I was watching TV when La carcagne hit me and I dropped my phone and it broke.
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