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A tiny rich town near Pasadena where everyone is so loaded they don’t even know what money is. Celebs live there, but they’re too busy being famous to notice you.

My friend’s mom dropped her kid off at LCHS with a $5000 dress for orientation. The kid cried because she got a B in math.

I asked my neighbor if he had a job. He said, 'I have six.'

My cousin got a $10,000 car for her 16th birthday. She didn’t even know how to drive it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A place where the kids are all rich, stuck up, and think they’re the center of the universe. They smoke, they gossip, and they think getting high is a hobby.

My friend’s mom spends $300 on her nails every week. Her kid gets $200 for lunch money.

My classmate got sent to rehab for smoking weed in the library. His mom drove a Mercedes to pick him up.

They started a rumor that my sister was a ‘hag’ because she didn’t wear designer clothes to the prom.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A boring town where everyone is rich, and it’s pronounced ‘la ca-nya-duh.’ People there think they’re the best at everything and can’t stand anyone who isn’t.

I asked my friend why she moved here. She said, ‘Because we’re rich and I don’t want to be poor.’

My cousin got into a fight with her neighbor because he parked his $100,000 car in front of her house.

My teacher told me I was the only kid who didn’t know who Miley Cyrus was. I told her I had better things to do.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

The most boring suburb in LA. You move here for the schools, but you end up hating life and maybe even thinking about dying.

My friend moved here from New Jersey and cried every day for two years because everyone was mean to her.

My sister was sent to private school because she was too rich for public school but too poor for private.

I got suicidal depression because all the kids at school were mean and had no life.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A rich town where everyone is the same, and the only difference between them is what kind of car they drive and what brand of clothes they wear.

My neighbor got a $2 million house, and all he does is sit on his ass and get his nails done.

My friend’s mom drives a Mercedes and doesn’t even have a license. She got it for her birthday.

They have a ‘good’ school system, but everyone’s so rich they don’t need it.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A place where the kids are all rich, perfect, and think they’re the best. They drive fancy cars, wear fancy clothes, and have no idea what real life is like.

My friend’s car was totaled because she was drunk and ran into a tree. Her dad just bought her a new one.

I got asked to the prom with a cheesy pun about fish. I said no because it was too cheesy.

My classmate got into a fight with a guy over who had the best car. They both ended up in the hospital.

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A town where everyone is rich, but no one is actually living. It’s just a bunch of rich people who think they’re the best at everything.

My friend’s dad drives a $100,000 car and doesn’t even know how to park it.

My cousin got into a fight with her neighbor because he didn’t park his car properly.

I asked my teacher why we had such good schools. She said, ‘Because we’re all rich and we want to be the best.’

by Slangipedia 9d ago