La Camita

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La Camita is a bed that's so good at doing the nasty, it’s basically a porn star in bed form. People use it like it’s a magic wand for getting laid.
My mom says I can’t watch Netflix until I clean my room. I say, ‘La Camita is my only friend.’
He asked her out, and she said, ‘Only if we do it on La Camita.’
The teacher walked in and saw them doing La Camita. She screamed, ‘I’m gonna fail you all!’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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It’s just a bed, but in Spanish, it’s like the bed got a PhD and started talking about love and stuff.
She said, ‘I’m gonna bring my lunch and my La Camita.’
He texted her, ‘I brought La Camita. You bring the snacks.’
The principal walked in and said, ‘I can’t believe you did La Camita in my office.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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La Camita started as a restaurant, but then a cheerleader turned it into a middle school legend by humping her friend and yelling it like it was a battle cry.
The yearbook has a picture of her screaming ‘LA CAMITA!’ like she was in a rock band.
He texted her, ‘You’re still doing La Camita in gym class?’
They painted ‘LA CAMITA’ on the wall in the cafeteria. The principal hates it.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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It’s not just a bed, it’s a Spanish food group. You eat it, you sleep on it, and sometimes you do weird stuff on it.
She said, ‘I’m gonna eat my lunch on La Camita.’
He told her, ‘La Camita is the best part of my day.’
The teacher said, ‘If you don’t stop doing La Camita, I’ll give you all a pop quiz.’
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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