La cagastes

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When you do something so dumb it's like you took a dump on your own chances and there's no way to clean it up.

I tried to text her during class and got caught. La cagastes.

He spilled his entire coffee on the boss's shoes. La cagastes.

She texted her crush 'I luv u' with a typo. La cagastes.

You messed it up so bad you might as well have pooped on it and left it there for everyone to see.

He tried to sneak out of school and got caught by the principal. La cagastes.

She used the wrong password and locked herself out of her account. La cagastes.

He wore his pajamas to the grocery store. La cagastes.

You made such a stupid mistake it’s like you took a dump on your own life and there’s no way to fix it.

He tried to flirt with the teacher and got sent to the office. La cagastes.

She texted her crush 'I luv u' but it came out as 'I luv uuuuu'. La cagastes.

He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it exploded. La cagastes.

You messed it up so bad it's like you sat on it and took a dump on it. No way to save it now.

He tried to hide his phone in his pants and got caught. La cagastes.

She wore socks with holes to the dance. La cagastes.

He told the teacher he had a stomach ache and then ate a whole bag of chips. La cagastes.

You did something so dumb it's like you pooped on your own dreams and now they're ruined forever.

He tried to text his crush during math and got caught. La cagastes.

She wore her pajamas to the grocery store and got laughed at. La cagastes.

He tried to sneak out of school and got caught by the principal. La cagastes.