LA Cafe

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A smelly club in Skegness where the Champion's journey starts and your brain explodes from the music

I walked into LA Cafe and my ears fell off

The Path of the Champion is just a fancy way of saying I got kicked out

That club is where I lost my dignity and found a new kind of pain

A place in Skegness where the Champion starts their journey and everyone else gets lost forever

I tried to find the Path of the Champion but got lost in the toilets

That club is where I signed my soul away to a DJ

The Champion's path is just a lie told to tourists

A club in Skegness that starts the Champion's journey and ends your sanity

I went to LA Cafe and came out with a migraine and a new nickname

The Path of the Champion is just a fancy way of saying I got humiliated

That club is where my brain went to retire