la brea Girls

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La Brea girls are hot like a dumpster fire. They’ll love you hard, but they’ll leave you crying in the shower with a broken heart and a bruised ego.
You: I’m your forever guy. Her: Forever? I’ll be your forever guy next week.
He proposed. She laughed and said, 'I’m not even married yet, and I’m already bored.'
She texted me at 2 a. m. to tell me she’s dating my best friend now.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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La Brea girls are beautiful, but they’re also messy. They’ll make you feel like the luckiest person in the world, then drop a bomb on you.
He asked her out. She said yes, then broke up with him 30 minutes later.
She called me cute, then said my ex was better looking.
She said she’d wait for me, then dated my brother.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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La Brea girls are like a pizza. They look good, but they’ll make you feel like you’ve eaten three slices and you’re still hungry.
She said she loved me, then dated my cousin the next day.
She texted me to say she missed me, then went to the mall with my sister.
She said she’d never leave me, then left me for my best friend.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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La Brea girls are like a rollercoaster. They’ll take you up to the sky, then drop you down to the ground like a sack of bricks.
She told me she’d wait for me forever. Then she dated my dad.
She said I was her one true love. Then she dated my brother.
She said I was the only one for her. Then she dated my mom.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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La Brea girls are like a broken toaster. They look good, but they’ll burn your toast and your feelings.
She said she’d never cheat. Then she cheated with my uncle.
She said she loved me. Then she dated my teacher.
She said I was her everything. Then she dated my brother.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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La Brea girls are like a wild animal. They’ll love you, but they’ll also rip your heart out if you don’t do what they want.
She said she’d never leave me. Then she dated my brother.
She said I was her favorite. Then she dated my cousin.
She said she’d wait for me. Then she dated my dad.
by Slangipedia 21h ago
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