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A bunch of rich, cocky, gym-rat dudes who go to ‘The Cres’ every year to surf, flirt with hot girls, and act like they own the place. They’re the reason why everyone else has to drink beer out of a bucket.
I saw a La Boy drinking out of a literal bucket. He still looked like a king.
They’re so full of themselves, they think they’re the reason the ocean exists.
One La Boy tried to beer pong with a coconut. It was disgraceful.
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A city boy who thinks country girls are easy targets. He’s like a wolf who only hunts chickens.
He dated three country girls in one week. He’s a beast.
He asked a country girl to marry him after one date. She said no.
He took a country girl to a farm. She took him to the barn.
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When you make a fool of someone. Or when someone looks like a total idiot. It’s like being the punchline of a joke you didn’t write.
He tripped over a chair. La Boys laughed so hard they cried.
She wore a hat that looked like a chicken. Everyone called her a chicken.
He tried to do a backflip and face-planted. That was a La Boy moment.
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Putting lotion in a bag and jerking off on the couch. It’s like a personal party for your junk.
He did it in the living room. His mom walked in and cried.
He used chocolate sauce instead of lotion. It was messy and delicious.
He tried to do it on the couch while watching TV. He fell asleep mid-stroke.
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The number one way ferrets die early. It’s like the ultimate betrayal from a tiny animal.
The ferret tried to eat a sock. It died in 3 seconds.
He put a rubber chicken in the cage. The ferret died laughing.
The ferret got stuck in a bag. It was a slow, painful death.
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Rich boys from Pakistan who throw the best parties in Lahore. They’re like the kings of the city. Everyone else is just a peasant.
He showed up in a Lamborghini. Everyone else was in a taxi.
They threw a party so good, the neighbors came over and took pictures.
He dated a gold digger. She left him for a richer guy.
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The ultimate gay icon. Everyone knows him, and he’s not afraid to show it.
He wore a dress to the mall. Everyone saw him.
He kissed a boy in front of the whole school.
He started a club called ‘Gay Boys’ and everyone joined.
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