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When you kick the ball so hard and cool it’s like you just took a shot at the moon and it went ‘La Boomba’, which is basically the sound of your ego exploding.
My cousin scored a goal and said, ‘That’s la boomba, bro.’ I told him to shut up, he just smiled and said, ‘You’re welcome.’
My friend’s dog scored a goal and it was so bad it was good. ‘La boomba,’ he said. I threw a sandwich at him.
I hit the ball so hard it looked like it was trying to get out of my shoe. ‘La boomba,’ I said. My mom said, ‘You’re not a soccer player, you’re a lunatic.’