La Boomba

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When you kick the ball so hard and cool it’s like you just took a shot at the moon and it went ‘La Boomba’, which is basically the sound of your ego exploding.
My cousin scored a goal and said, ‘That’s la boomba, bro.’ I told him to shut up, he just smiled and said, ‘You’re welcome.’
My friend’s dog scored a goal and it was so bad it was good. ‘La boomba,’ he said. I threw a sandwich at him.
I hit the ball so hard it looked like it was trying to get out of my shoe. ‘La boomba,’ I said. My mom said, ‘You’re not a soccer player, you’re a lunatic.’
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Scoring a goal so good it makes you think you’re the best person who ever lived, and maybe the moon agrees with you.
I scored a goal and my teammate said, ‘That’s la boomba.’ I said, ‘I’m not just good, I’m legendary.’ He said, ‘You’re also very loud.’
My brother kicked the ball into the net and said, ‘That’s la boomba.’ I said, ‘You’re just mad because I beat you at Mario Kart again.’
I kicked the ball so far it went to the moon. ‘La boomba,’ I said. My dog barked at the moon and it came back.
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When you score a goal so good it feels like the universe just gave you a standing ovation and a free pizza.
I scored a goal and my friend said, ‘That’s la boomba.’ I said, ‘I’m not just good, I’m the best.’ He said, ‘You’re also very hungry.’
My mom watched me score and said, ‘That’s la boomba.’ I said, ‘I’m not just good, I’m a god.’ She said, ‘You’re also very messy.’
I kicked the ball and it went in. I said, ‘La boomba.’ My neighbor said, ‘You’re loud, but you’re also very good.’
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