La Bise

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A French way of greeting where two people slap each other's cheeks like they're trying to wake someone up. It happens mostly between ladies, sometimes between guys and ladies who are really tight. You don't do it with strangers or your uncle after he eats a whole pie.
My cousin did the bise with my aunt and it looked like they were arguing over who had the better face.
My friend tried to do the bise with my dad and it ended with him looking confused and my dad looking like he had been hit by a bus.
At the café, my mom did the bise with the barista and it took longer than my math test.
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When two people greet each other by kissing each other's cheeks like they're sharing a sandwich. It’s mostly for girls or guys who are really close. If you try it with a stranger, you might get a weird look or a question about your life choices.
At school, my friend did the bise with her best friend and it looked like they were trying to eat each other’s face.
My uncle did the bise with my grandma and it was like they were reuniting after a long break.
I tried the bise with my teacher and it was like I was in trouble for no reason.
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A French way to greet someone by kissing their cheeks so much it feels like you're giving them a face massage. It’s mostly for ladies or guys who are really close. If you do it with a stranger, you might get a look that says, 'What is wrong with you?'
My sister did the bise with her friend and it looked like they were trying to smooch each other’s face.
I did the bise with my cousin and it felt like my face was being rubbed by a towel.
My mom did the bise with my aunt and it was like they were trying to make each other look better.
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