la binga

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A glorified wand for doing magic in the bathroom
My cousin says his la binga is so big it does the laundry.
She told me her la binga is the reason she failed math.
He used his la binga to fling the pizza across the room.
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A tool for making people cry and laugh at the same time
He made me cry by showing me his la binga.
My friend laughed so hard she peed her pants from the la binga.
The teacher used the la binga to scare the class.
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A meaty stick that can beat you up
He beat me up with his la binga.
My brother’s la binga is like a baseball bat.
She used her la binga to fight off a dragon.
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A noodle that can cook your dinner
He cooked spaghetti with his la binga.
My mom says my la binga is the best in the family.
He used his la binga to fry eggs in the sky.
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A magical pole that can make you rich
He got rich because of his la binga.
My dad says his la binga is worth a million dollars.
She used her la binga to win the lottery.
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A rod that can make you famous
He became famous by showing off his la binga.
My sister’s la binga is on TikTok.
He used his la binga to start a trend.
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