la belle frogette

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A French girlfriend who thinks she’s hot and acts like you owe her money.

Hey, I'm your la belle frogette now. You better buy me croissants or I'll hex you.

He asked me out because I'm a la belle frogette. I said, 'You're lucky I don't speak French.'

She called me a la belle frogette in front of my mom. I think she’s trying to ruin my life.

A French girl who thinks she’s the main character of a romance movie and you’re just the sidekick.

My la belle frogette said I’m not the hero of our story. I told her I’m the sidekick with the best jokes.

He tried to be cool with his la belle frogette. I told him, 'You’re just the guy who buys the wine.'

She said I was her la belle frogette. I said, 'I’m your sidekick. You’re the star.'

A French girlfriend who thinks you’re her personal waiter and she’s the queen of the restaurant.

My la belle frogette said I should bring her wine like it’s my job. I told her I’m not her waiter.

He said his la belle frogette expects champagne every time he texts her. I said that’s not love, that’s a problem.

She told me I was her la belle frogette. I said, 'I’m your waiter. You’re the queen.'