la banane

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A fruit that’s so good it makes your brain shut off like it’s on vacation
I saw a banana and I forgot my name.
That banana was so good I ate it like it was my last meal.
My dog saw the banana and started crying.
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A yellow stick that’s basically a snack for kings and peasants alike
The king ate a banana and said it was better than his ex.
I ate a banana and felt like a king.
The peasant ate a banana and started a revolution.
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A fruit so simple it’s like the universe decided to take a break
I ate a banana and my life got easier.
The banana was so simple I started crying.
My teacher gave me a banana and I aced the test.
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