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a crazy need to have sex with dead animals that got hit by a car
I saw a raccoon on the side of the road and I had to do it right there
My dog died and I still wanted to do it
I tried to do it with a squirrel and it ran away
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MTV show by a skater who used to be on Jackass and did stupid stuff with his friends and family
He put his uncle’s car in a tree and nobody cared
He threw his mom out of a window and she lived
He put a pig in his dad’s house and it ate his shoes
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a hilarious show where a skater does dumb stuff that makes people laugh and also makes his uncle scream
He hung his car in a tree and it was glorious
He took his uncle’s money and spent it on candy
He put a pig in his dad’s house and it ate his shoes
4
one of the best shows on TV, and anyone who doesn’t like it is either too old or thinks they’re cool
I told my teacher I like it and she said I was weird
My brother says it’s stupid and he’s a poser
My mom said it’s dumb but she watches it
5
a super cool show but it made half my school think they were skaters just because they wear shirts with the heartagram
I saw a kid walking like a skater and he wasn’t even cool
My friend wore a shirt and he thought he was famous
My teacher said I was a poser because I like it
6
a great show that is like Jackass but with Bam and his crew doing stupid stuff and messing with his family
He threw his mom out of a window and it was awesome
He put a pig in his dad’s house and it ate his shoes
He hung his car in a tree and nobody cared
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