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A woman from Los Angeles who all the guys who are too lazy to get a real job want to bang. She probably has fake lips and a nose that looks like it was hit by a truck.
Bro, I saw her at the gym. She looked like she just walked out of a plastic surgery factory.
My cousin tried to hit on her. She said, 'I'm not your mom, I'm not your ex, and I definitely don't want your kids.'
She texted me and said, 'I can make your life hell if you don't buy me dinner.'
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A hot girl from LA that all the guys who failed college want to sleep with. She's got a face that looks like it was done by a beauty school kid who just graduated.
My brother said he saw her at the mall. He said she looked like she just came out of a beauty salon that also does car washes.
She DM'd me and said, 'If you don't take me out, I'll post your pic on Instagram with a caption that says 'this guy is trash.'
She told my friend she had 'a little something done' and it looked like a raccoon got into her face.
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A woman from LA that all the guys who don't have a life want to bang. She probably got a nose job and a lip job done by someone who's still in high school.
My dad said he saw her at the bar. He said she looked like she just got out of a beauty school fight.
She texted me and said, 'If you don't take me out, I'll make your life a nightmare.'
She told my cousin she had 'a little touch-up' and it looked like she had a face full of glitter and glue.
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