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A face full of confusion and rage. Like when your dog eats your homework and your mom shows up with a police badge.
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.), My dog just ate my math test and my mom is here with a badge.
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.), I saw my dad’s old girlfriend and my confusion turned to rage.
(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.), My dog ate my math test and my mom showed up with a badge and a warrant.
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How many lines your legs have compared to how big they are. Like when your legs look like a spiderweb but are still tiny.
Leg to Lines ratio, My legs look like a spiderweb but are still tiny.
Leg to Lines ratio, My legs are like a spiderweb but they’re still tiny.
Leg to Lines ratio, My legs are a spiderweb and still tiny.
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When you’re so lazy you just roll your head like a turtle. For real, it’s like you’re avoiding life.
Rolling heads, I rolled my head like a turtle because I was too lazy to stand up.
Rolling heads, I rolled my head like a turtle because I didn’t want to do my math homework.
Rolling heads, I rolled my head like a turtle because I was avoiding my life.
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When you smoke a blunt and pass it to your friend who also smokes a blunt. Like two people just being high and passing the blunt like it’s a sacred ritual.
Blunt for blunt, I smoked a blunt and passed it to my friend, who also smoked a blunt.
Blunt for blunt, I smoked a blunt and passed it to my friend, who smoked a blunt.
Blunt for blunt, I smoked a blunt and passed it to my friend, who also smoked a blunt like it was a sacred ritual.
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An emoticon that screams ‘fuck you’ with both middle fingers. Like when your mom says you can’t go to the party and you show her two middle fingers.
(._.)(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.), My mom said I can’t go to the party, so I flipped her two middle fingers.
(._.)(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.), I got grounded, so I flipped my mom two middle fingers.
(._.)(._.) ( l: ) ( .-. ) ( :l ) (._.), I got grounded, so I flipped my mom two middle fingers like a pro.
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A way to say you love someone a lot. Like when you say you love them so much you could write it on 10 pages, but you’re just going to write it on one.
Lots of Love, I love you so much I could write it on 10 pages, but I just wrote it on one.
Lots of Love, I love you so much it could fill 10 pages, but I only wrote it on one.
Lots of Love, I love you so much I wrote it on 10 pages, but I just used one.
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When you’re too lazy to say it and just flip two middle fingers. Like when your little brother says ‘you’re stupid’ and you flip him two middle fingers.
Double Birds, My little brother said I was stupid, so I flipped him two middle fingers.
Double Birds, My little brother said I was stupid, so I flipped him two middle fingers like a pro.
Double Birds, My little brother said I was stupid, so I flipped him two middle fingers and he got grounded.
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