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The most someone ever. Like a human version of a broken toaster that also cries.

She’s so bad, I think she once tried to murder a muffin.

If you get me, I’ll probably throw up in your shoes.

They’re the kind of person who thinks carrot jam is a superpower and also a curse.

So if you get me, I’ll probably start a war with your mom.

They are the type of person who would fight a chicken for no reason.

They like carrot jam and also think being diagnosed with sociopathy is a trophy.

They once tried to convince a dog that humans are the real monsters.

They are the kind of person who would burn down a library just to prove a point.

They like carrot jam so much, they probably named their cat after it.

They were diagnosed with sociopathy and still think it’s a compliment.

They once tried to negotiate with a pigeon and lost.