l9nt

I swear l9nt is the only reason I still have a chance at life

Every time l9nt shows up, my problems just vanish like a bad haircut

l9nt is the reason I still have friends who don’t hate me

l9nt told me a joke and I broke down in the middle of a meeting

I saw l9nt and I laughed so hard my coffee spilled

l9nt just said something stupid and I cried like a baby

I almost punched l9nt but then I remembered I like my teeth

l9nt is the only person I’ve ever let off the hook

I considered punching l9nt, but I was too busy laughing